(Source: spxctrvm)

mocha-cookie-kill-yourself:

I like the excitement of like, mental foreplay more than I like literal sex.

Literal sex gets a 5/10. Sexy people who can work it get 10/10 if they work it right.

Accurate. No mental foreplay? Boner looooost.

countesseliza18:

pretty. much.

This is what I tell people I’m going to do with my life but they never believe me. OR get the reference.

(Source: snapbackes)

wild-hearts-run:

First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky.

Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time.

Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.”

Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes.

In conclusion, Hercules is one of my favorite and most watched Disney movies.

officialdogblog:

accidentally killing a pokemon you’re trying to catch in a battle

(Source: circumcisions)

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

(Source: ashleybreather)

ambitioncutsusdown:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH

probably either eurovision or doctor who

Like if Hurt’s playing the Valeyard and Moffat pulls it off I may die of my body cannot contain joy.

If he doesn’t pull it off, it’s still better than anything that involved Colin Baker WINNING EITHER WAY.

muchneededmerch:

sujamma:

shadowkixx:

shoutout to those gamers that tried to be a bad person in an rpg but can’t because you’re too nice of a person

awww this is the bf <3

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

I thought it was the Master.

(Source: fuckyoutubers)

did River mentally link herself to Clara so that the Dr could see her across all of time? Or just to tell him HEY SHE’S NOT DEAD? ‘cause if it’s the former I may have more feels

this fucking show

a-girl-with-the-key:

hopefully eurovision will calm me down

MALTA’S DOING IT THIS IS SUCH CRAP I LOVE IT